australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

(via walk-0f-shame)

gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

(via wronqnumber)

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

(via burningbrighterstill)

katara:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

i want to die 

(via thecaptainjacksparrow)

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via billtokiohotel)

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

(via angelcondoms)

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

(via austincarlile-ismysavior)

thereisnodistrict12-katniss:

Concerts are such a surreal experience, I mean, you’re singing your favorite songs with a band or singer that means the world to you and you’re literally in the same room as them. I will never stop loving concerts.

(via austincarlile-ismysavior)

fvckingoceans:

Do you ever just miss how someone acted when you first met?

(via fvckingoceans)